"You're really talented, I like reading what you say about movies." - My #1 fan. Thanks, mom.
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Thursday, November 5, 2020
Saturday, October 24, 2020
1st Oscar predictions for 2021 - October 2020
Yeah, even though the Oscars won't be taking place until April (maybe even later, depending on how things go) I want to go ahead and start my endless speculation process on what may find itself getting nominated this year in some of the major categories. Why bother? No reason. I have nothing better to do right now and I like Oscar predictions. So I'm going to leave this post untampered and come back in 6-8 months to see how it holds up.
For my first prediction, I am going to guess that only 60% of these predictions will be accurate. This means I'm only expecting maybe three from each of my top 5s will actually get nominations. I'll calculate that later, too, so we'll just see how this goes. Why not make predictions for my predictions? I'm going full Charlie Kaufman on this, just cramming everything up its own ass until it's all too confusing for most people to understand, but that's what makes it so much fun.
The categories I will cover here are as follows:
Best Actor
Best Actress
Best Supporting Actor
Best Supporting Actress
Best Original Screenplay
Best Adapted Screenplay
Best Director
Best Picture
Monday, October 19, 2020
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
My 20 Favorite Oscar-less performances of the 2010s
Thursday, September 24, 2020
200 Items Or Less: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (2005)
Saturday, August 29, 2020
200 Items Or Less: Sky High (2005)
Sunday, July 12, 2020
All 5 Neil Breen films ranked
Neil Breen. The mere mention of his name can evoke unforgettable images and quotes. When I first heard of him back in 2014 on a Paste magazine list of the 100 greatest B-movies of all-time (a list I highly recommend looking into if you're in the mood for some oddball, off-the-beaten-path entertainment), I was instantly intrigued. When I later found his movies had become somewhat notorious on YouTube thanks to RedLetterMedia (and later YourMovieSucks, FanboyFlicks, and the like), I couldn't say I was terribly surprised. He's an interesting filmmaker whose ineptitude, sincerity, and almost scary Messiah-like view of himself has generated some of the most genuinely baffling movies of the 21st century. Usually modern filmmakers who accrue dedicated cult followings gain a sort of self-awareness that steals the genuine charm away from their future efforts, but with 5 features to his name, Breen still seems to be delusional enough to think what he's making is legitimate art. He is no Tommy Wiseau, who has leaned into his infamy to an obnoxious degree, but a completely new breed of crazy that is difficult to explain.
As previously mentioned, I have been aware of this odd fellow for several years now, but I still had only seen one or two of his movies fully until very recently. This was quite an adventure as a big fan of B-movies, and while I had probably already seen over half of the laugh-out-loud moments from his films before this, watching through them all start to finish was definitely something I needed to do. But now that I've seen them, what do I do with that information? Do I write inane meme reviews where I say crap like "omg what did I just see? I literally can't even, I got Breened lawl 10/10"? I don't think so. I'll leave that for the asshats on Letterboxd who think that's funny or has any sort of value. No, instead I'm going to do the thing that the title of this post says. Maybe this way anyone who happens upon this post can maybe have a better idea where to start when it comes to Breen as a whole. Some of his movies are definitely funnier than others, and some are a lot more boring than others. One in particular can pretty much be skipped entirely, in my humble opinion. So let's talk about that one now.
Sunday, June 14, 2020
Five Favorite performances: Bill Hader
Since he first came onto the scene as one of the strongest additions to Saturday Night Live of his generation, Bill Hader has been an omnipresent comedic force like few others. With writing (and even a couple directing) credits, Hader has shown skill both in front of and behind the screen, recently co-creating one of the most awarded shows currently airing on HBO, Barry.
Although he is almost exclusively a comedic actor, his range found in some of the darker shows and movies he appears in not only work dramatically, but even show his ability to generate tension and fear with his bizarre and manic mannerisms and line delivery. While he still doesn't have the filmography built up to put him in the high end of a favorite actors list, I still feel he belongs in the conversation when attempting a personal top 100.
What follows are a handful of my favorite performances of his, which I suppose I will condense down to a clean five.
200 Items Or Less: The Skeleton Key (2005)
Tuesday, June 9, 2020
10s of 2020 (pt. 1)
Alright, let's get into this.
Saturday, June 6, 2020
Saturday, May 30, 2020
Tuesday, May 26, 2020
Jeff's Top 15 Most Hated Movies of the 2010s
1. I HAVEN'T SEEN EVERY BAD MOVIE OF THE LAST 10 YEARS.
2. THIS IS AN OPINION-BASED LIST.
3. THIS ISN'T A "WORST MOVIES" LIST, IT'S A LIST OF MOVIES I HATED FOR VARIOUS REASONS.
Now that I'm done condescending to you, this is the list I have prepared for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy the vitriol.
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Monday, May 25, 2020
Saturday, May 23, 2020
Jeff's 50 Favorite Movies of the 2010s
So now that I've gotten that out of the way (translation: now that I've written that part everyone skips over to get to the parts with bold text and big pictures, where afterwards they can tell me how wrong I am for thinking something they don't think), let's do the list part. You know, the part with bold text and big pictures. The fun stuff.
BUT FIRST!
Here are a handful of honorable mentions. Movies I wanted to fit into my top 50, but there just wasn't enough room. I'm not including all the stuff I wanted to have make it, as that would take another 30-40 spaces to do so, so I'm just going to highlight a few that I really enjoyed, have stuck with me, or I feel are noteworthy.
HONORABLE MENTION-
Sunday, May 10, 2020
12 of my Favorite Guitarists (and what they've taught me)
What follows isn't so much a standard "greatest guitarists of all-time" list, nor are these necessarily my 12 favorites ever. But in recent weeks I've picked my guitar back up and spent a good deal of time listening to guitar music again (because I actually have the time to do that for now), and I have noticed certain trends in my listening and come away with certain mental notes that I am going to share with anyone who cares to read any further. Every guitarist has their own set of skills, styles, and lessons that can be taken away from watching/listening to them play, so here's a few specific things I've picked up from watching each of these guys.
Also worth noting these "lessons" aren't specific to these guitarists, per se. They're just ones I in particular associate with the thoughts I've attached to them, and I will try to explain my reasoning a little more as I go.
Friday, March 27, 2020
Star Trek: TNG - season one episodes, ranked
So let's start from the beginning, with the first season of TNG. I'm skipping TOS not because I don't like it, but because I'm currently watching through TNG, so it's still fresh on my mind as I'm writing this.
Oh, and as for two-part episodes, I am counting both parts separately only if they were released in different seasons. For example, Gambit from season 7 will only count as one single episode, but I'm splitting Best Of Both Worlds up, as it served as the season 3 finale and season 4 premiere. Now to the actual list, which will be much less wordy than this introduction.
Saturday, March 14, 2020
Top 10 Robert Englund performances
Here, I will be naming my personal favorite performances of Englund's career, and hopefully a few of my mentions here will inspire people to dig a little deeper into his filmography. I won't be reinventing the wheel with this list, but I hope at least a few of these wind up standing out and possibly surprising a few people who are fans of his. If not, sorry to disappoint you. Let's begin.
Saturday, March 7, 2020
200 Items Or Less: McBain (1991)
Sunday, March 1, 2020
Jeff's 25 Favorite Movies of 2019
Additionally, I feel it's worth stating as I usually would in this situation that this is not my attempt as an objective list of the best movies of the year. These are just my favorites. And there are going to be several big ones that won't appear here that most people would include. I haven't seen every movie, and I don't love every movie I see, so keep that in mind when going through this list. That being said, I have seen nearly 100 films from 2019, and there aren't many others that I really felt like watching.
To start out, I'm going to list 8 honorable mentions. These aren't necessarily the next 8 best movies of the year, but more ones that have stuck with me somehow and I feel like mentioning for whatever reason.
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
Color Out Of Space (2020) - A very conflicted review (and movie)
Directed by Richard Stanley
What a bizarre and irritating movie this was. There isn't a single aspect of it that fully works, and tons that don't work at all, but there's just enough going for it to keep me entertained and hoping for a little more.
Monday, February 24, 2020
Top 10 Michael Shannon performances
Over the past decade, there have been few actors to amass such an impressive resume as Michael Shannon. With his distinctive looks and loads of dramatic range, Shannon has appeared in dozens of movies and shows, often giving some of the best performances of the projects he's involved in. Although he has earned 2 Oscar nominations and appeared in mainstream blockbuster movies in major roles, Michael Shannon still doesn't seem to get quite as much attention as he deserves. So that's where I come in. Because, you know, I have such huge influence and popularity.
Friday, February 21, 2020
200 Items Or Less: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Tuesday, February 18, 2020
Top 10 Kurt Russell performances
Monday, February 17, 2020
200 Items Or Less: Stepfather II (1989)
Saturday, February 15, 2020
200 Items Or Less: Event Horizon (1997)
Saturday, February 8, 2020
200 Items Or Less - Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Monday, January 20, 2020
200 Items Or Less: The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)
Sunday, January 19, 2020
200 Items Or Less: Live And Let Die (1973)
Thursday, January 16, 2020
Top 10 Movies of 2012
Honorable mentions (A - Z):
Wednesday, January 8, 2020
Top 10 UGH Movies of 2019
Now, to anyone unfamiliar with my UGH lists, there are a few things to keep in mind. One, I don't go out of my way to watch too many bad movies each year, because I don't get paid to do this, so it's a waste of my time and money to watch things I know I'll hate. Two, these lists aren't just my least favorite movies I've seen all year, because most of the movies I would include that way would just be boring and bland, which means I really wouldn't have much to talk about at all. And third, I can even include movies that I enjoyed on this list, as I weigh the overall value I feel the movie has to offer (subjectively, of course) against my hopes and expectations going in, so if I genuinely expected a 8-9/10 and wound up with a 6, I call that a pretty huge disappointment, and it will probably find its way onto this list. Is that fair? Probably not, but I don't care. If you want fair and balanced movie coverage, I'm sure you'll enjoy pouring through hundreds of totally unbiased amateur critics on Letterboxd (lol good luck), or hack professionals like Peter Travers who have zero personality whatsoever but feel like inserting horrible puns into their reviews makes them seem noteworthy. Still here? Good, let's move on.
Sunday, January 5, 2020
Oscar Predictions 2020: Best Actress
Oscar Predictions 2020: Best Actor
Oscar Predictions 2020: Best Picture
So I'm going to put each of the 42 movies into one of 5 categories of likelihood:
1. Practically guaranteed
2. Fairly likely
3. Possible, not probable
4. Highly unlikely
5. Not a chance
Best Picture Contenders: A - Z
Wednesday, January 1, 2020
Top 10 Movies of 2011
Honorable mentions (A - Z):