Monday, January 25, 2016

My Top 50 Movies of 2015: Part V (#10-1)

It is time, my friends. The time for me to finally unveil my top 10 favorite films of 2015. It was an amazing year for movies, and here is some more evidence as to why. But first, a recap! If you want to see my other lists, just click here, here, here, and here!

But now it's time for the main event. Here it is: my top 10.

10. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Directed by J.J. Abrams

Friday, January 22, 2016

My Top 10 UGH Movies of 2015

Hello and welcome to my third annual UGH movies list! What defines an UGH movie, you ask? Well, it's a combination of movies that were disappointing, bad, overrated, or just plain annoying. JUST KEEP IN MIND (caps for emphasis) the fact that this isn't a "worst movies" list. I, for example did not watch Pixels, as I generally avoid watching movies I know I will hate, so I would be ill-prepared to make a list of that particular variety and have it be fully representative of my taste and what have you. Call it self-preservation on my part. I don't want to cause myself pain. So, effectively, this is my own kind of worst movies list, as it mostly consists of the most disappointing movies, but not a "worst" list in the conventional sense.

Now that I've gotten that bit out of the way, I'm so excited to start making angry poop noises at these movies, so I'm going to just jump right into it. But first, here are a few dishonorable mentions:

Friday, January 15, 2016

My Top 50 Movies of 2015: Part II (#40-31)

Did you miss me? ...Yeah, me neither. Anyway, I'm back with the latest installment in my BEST FILMS OF THE YEAR franchise (with 3 sequels currently in production). This is going to be an exciting week for the film community, I can tell you that much.

40. Kingsman: The Secret Service
Directed by Matthew Vaughn

Thursday, January 14, 2016

My Top 50 Movies of 2015: Part I (#50-41)

It's that time of the year, folks! Time for me to take time out of my busy schedule (...just don't) to put together my awesome yearly countdown lists filled with wonderful movies for the whole family!...assuming your family consists of nothing but adults and really mature children you don't mind plopping down in front of movies filed with violence, drugs, and people making sex on each other.

So, now that I've posted my top 10 male and female performances lists, I think I will start with my favorite movies list. Now, I have been doing top 25s for several years now, but since I'm all about spitting in tradition's face and calling it naughty words like dung-head or poopyface (I generally like to stick with insults revolving around poo), I decided, why not mix it up? Let's do a top 50. Aaaaand then I started writing. And writing. And writing. And more writing. And then I realized I was not even halfway through and that it's impossible for me to write a top 50 list and make it interesting all in one chunk. So I'll be doing the lazy routine of breaking this beast into parts, posting them fairly regularly over the coming weeks.

So, before I bore my audience to death, I present to you the first chunk. A lovely chunk of 10 movies that I feel need to be mentioned, and you might want to consider looking into watching (assuming you haven't already). Heeeeere we go:

50. Kumiko, The Treasure Hunter
Directed by David Zellner

Thursday, January 7, 2016

My Top 10 Male Performances of 2015

Just like the female list, this was really really hard to narrow down to only 10 performances. Why was 2015 such a great year for movies??? I don't know, but I'm grateful that it was. Anyway, here are my top 10 favorite male performances of the year, as the title of the post promised.

10. Sylvester Stallone - Creed

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

My Top 10 Female Performances of 2015

2015 was a great year for female performances. Trying to make this list was incredibly difficult for me, but I am fairly satisfied with my top 10. Think I missed out on any? Leave me some feedback, I'm always interested in what my fans (and all you other people who read my posts) have to say. Anyway, here is my list.

10. Charlize Theron - Mad Max: Fury Road

2016 Oscar Predictions

Oh my! The time has come, my walrus friends, to predict many things. This is going to be a little difficult, but hey, I have nothing at stake here, so here goes nothing.