A few thoughts: Starting right off with a sequence full of some totally awesome effects work, the movie quickly does away with the practical and jumps into more CG territory. And not just any CG -- late '90s CG. Simply the best! Well, let's be fair, there are tons of practical effects throughout, but the CG is two lousy not to complain about. Basically, this is a Hellraiser rip-off, blending fantasy, folklore, and body maiming brutality. Unsurprisingly, Hellraiser is much better, but that doesn't mean there aren't things to like about this. As mentioned before, the practical effects and makeup are great, Robert Englund has a nice supporting role that's completely ham-free, and Andrew Divoff makes for a very entertaining and corny villain. With tons of cameos from horror stars like Angus Scrimm, Tony Todd, and Kane Hodder, and directed by Robert Kurtzman (known largely for his prosthetic/makeup work), this is a horror movie filled with little nuggets for fans of the genre. It's just not quite good enough to really stand on its own.
"You're really talented, I like reading what you say about movies." - My #1 fan. Thanks, mom.
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Sunday, May 13, 2018
TV Alley: Boston Legal
Boston Legal
Created by David E. Kelly
2004 - 2008
Created by David E. Kelly
2004 - 2008
Spin-off of the popular legal drama The Practice, Boston Legal follows the often cartoonish exploits of the law firm Crane, Poole & Schmidt. Sometimes cripplingly "comedic", the show is held together by two lead performances and the wonderful chemistry they share on screen.
From the beginning, you can tell this is
From the beginning, you can tell this is
Friday, May 11, 2018
200 Items Or Less: 2001 Maniacs (2005)
A few thoughts: A movie of almost admirable sleaziness, this loose remake of the splatter classic 'Two Thousand Maniacs' by Herschell Gordon Lewis follows the same basic story as the original, but with more gore, sex, and general exploitation-iness. What else could you expect from it? This movie establishes pretty quickly how serious it's meant to be taken: not at all. This is pure trash through and through, and it doesn't ever pretend to be anything else. Apart from a particularly over the top and entertainingly lively performance from Robert Englund, the cast is mostly there for looks alone. The protagonists are all attractive and young, so they don't have to know how to act. Seeing Eli Roth's name in the credits wasn't a surprise to me at all, considering the kind of characters the movie is filled with. It's designed to be a guilty pleasure, so shouldn't be judged as anything but just that. Oh, and did I mention Lin Shaye's in this, too? She and Englund really are what works best here. The rest of the movie is dumb, but entertaining enough...I guess.
Tuesday, May 8, 2018
TV Alley: Lost
Lost
Created by Jeffrey Lieber, Damon Lindelof, and J.J. Abrams
2004 - 2010
Created by Jeffrey Lieber, Damon Lindelof, and J.J. Abrams
2004 - 2010
A flight from Sydney, Australia crashes on a mysterious island where bizarre and unexplainable events take place with regularity. Following a huge ensemble cast of characters, this sci-fi/fantasy drama was massively popular right out the gate, but while it's viewership slowly declined, the quality stayed high throughout, ending the series on a terrific note.
Monday, May 7, 2018
200 Items Or Less: The Curse Of The Werewolf (1961)
A few thoughts: An incredibly flawed movie with flashes of brilliance, this is by no means one of Terence Fisher's best, but still has some solid cinematography, makeup, and pacing. Even though most of the movie doesn't feature any werewolf action at all, there's enough going on character-wise to keep this from becoming too big of an issue. The film is half over before the titular werewolf even shows up -- which is a shame, because Oliver Reed is (of course) brilliant in his first starring role. It's a bizarre and somewhat experimental approach, and it mostly works. Sadly, there are a few casting issues (particularly the romantic lead) and with the lack of werewolf scenes, you do become a little lost in the backstory and lore, forgetting at times what movie you're supposed to even be watching. The werewolf is unique looking, and I wish there was more of him, but thanks to Reed's physicality and intensity, he makes what little he's there for really count. Again, not one of the best Hammer films out there, but it's still solid and has some pretty grisly scenes. What more do you need?
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